Weasley'S Wizard Wheezes Cateloge - Hogwarts Edition
Secretly smuggled in by mischievous students much to the chagrin of Hogwart's professors and parents
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Order & Delivery
Chapter 2
To Order: Detach the
order slip on the last page of the catalogue, complete and include the total
amount for your order. Wizard currency
only please! We have smuggled a few of our own owls in the Owlery: Fred, Crook,
Errol the third, and U-NO. You will be
able to identify them by the distinctive orange color bands on their feed. For
your secrecy, addresses are not needed – our owls are highly trained to know
exactly what to do when they receive an order.
Delivery: To avoid your goods being confiscated
by professors and snobby prefects, your mail order will not arrive with the
regular daily post at breakfast time. One of our Hogwart’s insiders, known
affectionally as the “Wickeds”, or "Ws", will find you and personally hand you the
package. Incidentally, your package will
be disguised as boxes of chocolates from your favorite Aunt, complete with
singing greeting cards. So have a story
ready to tell your curious friends and roommates all about her and how her
chocolates are too dangerous to eat and needs to be hidden out of sight.