Why hello there. We
see that you have managed to obtain a copy of the Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Catalog – Hogwarts Edition. Congratulations!
We don’t just distribute these to anyone; this system has been created so that
only the best pranksters are able to find a copy.  

As you can tell this
edition is specially made for Hogwarts students. Passed our store during your
trip to Diagon alley but dragged away by your mother? Too young to go on Hogsmeade
trips to smuggle goods back? Only have one Galleon to spare? Fear not! This
catalog will meet your specific needs and assist you with all kinds of mischief
that will impress even old Peeves.

Before we show you
the goods, some simple rules. One, you do not talk about, or show this catalog,
to anyone else. Do so and you will find yourself the unwilling tester for our
most aggressive invention – the body-splinting wheel. Second, be smart and
don’t cause deadly harm to yourself or those you are pranking on. We are here
to have fun, not cause permanent damage. Lastly, use products at your own
risk of detentions, howlers and trips to the infirmary. 

Now, go on, wreck
some havoc and do us proud!