Weekly Magic #9
written by Marvelina Spinnet(and OC)
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Last Updated
05/31/21
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Chapter 7
One Dinner
What could happen?
It’s just one dinner at Hogwarts…
*This is set in 5th year*
“Hey!” Harry yelled as a hamburger hit the back of his head.
Over at the Slytherin table, Draco snorted.
Ron stood up and flung a mince pie at Draco.
It hit him right in the face.
Stunned, Draco threw his banana at Ron.
But missed and hit Hannah Abbott.
Hannah stood up and threw her hard-boiled egg at Fred.
But it hit Hermione.
Who threw her half-eaten apple at Pansy.
It hit her in the face.
Probably giving her a black eye.
Enraged, Pansy threw her apple pie at Hermione.
But her aim was way off.
It hit McGonagle.Who threw her orange juice at Snape.
Who tossed his chicken at Harry.
But missed and hit Luna.
Who climbed on the table and yelled “CRUMPLE HORNED SNORKACKS ARE REAL!!!”
Crabbe threw a handful of chips at her.
George threw a Puking Pastile at Umbridge.
Goyle threw a slice of pizza at Malfoy.
The Great Hall was a mess.
Food was flying everywhere.
People were screaming and yelling jinxes.
Ginny hit Cho with a Bat-Bogey Hex.
Hermione pointed her wand at Susan Bones and yelled “Petrificus Totalus!”
Neville stunned Zacharias Smith.
Umbridge stood up on the staff table and yelled “HEM! HEM!”
Everyone stopped for a second.
Until Hermione nailed her in the eye with a pear.
“YOU ARE AN EVIL TOAD AND YOU DESERVED THAT!”
Umbridge fell off the table.
Everyone started laughing.
“Lunch is dismissed, all classes are canceled for the rest of today,” Dumbledore said, eyes twinkling.
Alexandria Thistle
The Sorting Hat
“When I call your name, you will come up, and place the sorting hat in your head.” Headmistress Ohiro explained. “It will then figure out your house.
I was breathing in and out. Hard. I didn’t know if I would get into a good house. I was fine with all of them but I just wasn’t sure if my sister or my parents would approve of my house. Headmistress Ohiro called on different people’s names.
“Kaya Douglas!” A few moments later. “Hufflepuff!”
“Luna Weasley!” Another few moments later. “Gryffindor!” The sorting hat kept sorting different people into a different house. “Rose Black!” Quite a while. “Ravenclaw.” See, I TOLD you she was a know-it-all!
“Marvelina Kristy Spinnet!”
I jumped at my name. I ran up to the stool and jammed the hat on my head while I heard other students snicker.
“Hmmm, a hard choice I see.” Whispered the Sorting Hat. “An excellent mind, very friendly I see, and quite cunning. But, oh, yes, there is bravery here. GRYFFINDOR!”
I jumped in delight. I ran over to the Gryffindor table where I was greeted with claps. I sat down next to Luna Weasley and piled my plate with food. I couldn’t wait for the lessons so begin.
Marvelina Kristy Spinnet
What could happen?
It’s just one dinner at Hogwarts…
*This is set in 5th year*
“Hey!” Harry yelled as a hamburger hit the back of his head.
Over at the Slytherin table, Draco snorted.
Ron stood up and flung a mince pie at Draco.
It hit him right in the face.
Stunned, Draco threw his banana at Ron.
But missed and hit Hannah Abbott.
Hannah stood up and threw her hard-boiled egg at Fred.
But it hit Hermione.
Who threw her half-eaten apple at Pansy.
It hit her in the face.
Probably giving her a black eye.
Enraged, Pansy threw her apple pie at Hermione.
But her aim was way off.
It hit McGonagle.Who threw her orange juice at Snape.
Who tossed his chicken at Harry.
But missed and hit Luna.
Who climbed on the table and yelled “CRUMPLE HORNED SNORKACKS ARE REAL!!!”
Crabbe threw a handful of chips at her.
George threw a Puking Pastile at Umbridge.
Goyle threw a slice of pizza at Malfoy.
The Great Hall was a mess.
Food was flying everywhere.
People were screaming and yelling jinxes.
Ginny hit Cho with a Bat-Bogey Hex.
Hermione pointed her wand at Susan Bones and yelled “Petrificus Totalus!”
Neville stunned Zacharias Smith.
Umbridge stood up on the staff table and yelled “HEM! HEM!”
Everyone stopped for a second.
Until Hermione nailed her in the eye with a pear.
“YOU ARE AN EVIL TOAD AND YOU DESERVED THAT!”
Umbridge fell off the table.
Everyone started laughing.
“Lunch is dismissed, all classes are canceled for the rest of today,” Dumbledore said, eyes twinkling.
Alexandria Thistle
The Sorting Hat
“When I call your name, you will come up, and place the sorting hat in your head.” Headmistress Ohiro explained. “It will then figure out your house.
I was breathing in and out. Hard. I didn’t know if I would get into a good house. I was fine with all of them but I just wasn’t sure if my sister or my parents would approve of my house. Headmistress Ohiro called on different people’s names.
“Kaya Douglas!” A few moments later. “Hufflepuff!”
“Luna Weasley!” Another few moments later. “Gryffindor!” The sorting hat kept sorting different people into a different house. “Rose Black!” Quite a while. “Ravenclaw.” See, I TOLD you she was a know-it-all!
“Marvelina Kristy Spinnet!”
I jumped at my name. I ran up to the stool and jammed the hat on my head while I heard other students snicker.
“Hmmm, a hard choice I see.” Whispered the Sorting Hat. “An excellent mind, very friendly I see, and quite cunning. But, oh, yes, there is bravery here. GRYFFINDOR!”
I jumped in delight. I ran over to the Gryffindor table where I was greeted with claps. I sat down next to Luna Weasley and piled my plate with food. I couldn’t wait for the lessons so begin.
Marvelina Kristy Spinnet
