Dear Ariel,

 When it comes to your daughter, Melody, why do you have to be so much like Elsa? Yes. You're a mermaid. We kind of covered that in the first movie. But why do you have to (do I dare?) make her conceal, don't feel that she's part mermaid. So what? Of course she needs to know! I mean, that's terrible to deprive a child of their grandfather who is MERMAID ROYALTY. What's next? Are you gonna flood your kingdom? Then turn your daughter and husband into water?! GAH! Please consider NOT being so much like Elsa and actually let your daughter have fun for once.

Seriously,

Jack