When i was a little boy I wanted to go to the future so that i could live around hot ladies that wore spandex spacesuits so once i stole my sisters spandex dance costume and put it on and then modifiied it to look like a space suit and then i cleaned everything out of my fridge and went to sleep in there cause i thought it would freeze me and i would wake up in the future but my dad came out into the kitchen and noticed all the food everywhere and looked in the fridge and he was really angry at me but he didnt say anything or ask me questions he just locked me in the garage for the rest of the night so yeah now im a dinosaur.