Hello.

I am Bertie Weasley. I am nine years old. I live with my mum and dad in London. My sister Severina has gone to Hogwarts now. I am the last one left in the whole family. Delphi used to live with us too, she is my mum’s half-sister. She doesn’t live with us anymore. She went away. I miss her.

I have red hair just like my dad. I don’t like dragons as much as him though. I like to read. We have lots of books in our house. Mum says Uncle Severus was really intelligent. My sister Sevie talks all the time but I don’t I am quieter.

I have a large family my dad has five brothers and one sister plus my grandma and grandad like to take people in. One of my uncle’s died when he was young. I have loads of cousins and loads of people that mum says are family but I don’t know how we are related, like Uncle Draco and Nanna Dromeda.

I like to eat ice-cream and my favourite flavour is Sherbet Lemon. You can buy it in Diagon Alley. If you put a sauce on it don’t put mint. It fizzes and makes your mouth go funny. I like the cat at the Leaky Cauldron, I think it is part Kneazle. I think Sevie wants one but dad says it is hard for us to have pets. I like to see Uncle George I like the sweets that make you sneeze. I gave one to Louis and he ended up sneezing till his nose was bleeding. It was funny.

That’s it, I guess. Oh, I’m good at logic stuff, I like the puzzle boxes mum does for Midwinter. She does ones that are just as difficult for me and for Sevie. I am part woodland elf and sometimes think differently to other people. But that’s not a bad thing.

Here’s an easy one: I grow but am not alive, I breathe but have no lungs, I need air but water kills me.