Me: Hey mom, do you know where my toothbrush is?
Mom: I do not know ask your sister
Sister(She's four): eiwlfhuewlbcdhjlqdheqiuo
Me: Um.......I'll take that as a yes..
*Searches her room*
Me: Aha!
*After brushing teeth...*
Me: MOM WHERE ARE THE MUFFINS??
Mom: Calm down! Their in the cabinet over there
*Eats breakfast*

*At school*

Me: Hey! Psst. Wanna come over today?
My friend: Sure!
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING???
Me&My friend: .... N O T H I N G

To be continued...........