I walk into the Great Hall and Miranda rushes up to hug me. She never hugs. I smile and return the hug. Everyone is staring at me, but honestly, I don't give a fuck. Kal smiles from behind her and I give him a wink. Miranda pulls away. "I missed you." She says. 'So did I." I say. "You wouldn't believe what Kal did while you were gone." Miranda says. "Spill the tea." I say and sit down.


So apparently, Kal got into a fight with Sara Jane. That didn't surprise me, but what came next did. Miranda said that Sara said that Kal was fat and couldn't go on a diet. As I wrote a year ago, he can. So, Kal pointed out that EVERYTHING she was eating was unhealthy, which was true. So Sara tried to punch Kal. He moved out of the way, and he got ANGRY. Angry enough to apparate (which he isn't supposed to do) behind her and dislocate her shoulder. Serves her right.