BEST VOLDY MEMES!!!
written by Einstein Rao
MORE VOLDY MEMES! FROM MY LUKE RAO ACCOUNT AND I'M JUST GOING TO GROUP BOTH THE VOLDY MEMES BOOKS INTO THIS BIG BOOK!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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This book is only one chapter, and it has all the memes!
Chapter 1
Voldemort: I HAVE AN ARMY!
Harry, Hermione, and Ron: We have NOSES!!!
Lucius Malfoy: What kind of Dark Lord are you?! Harry escaped right under your nose!
Voldemort: RIGHT UNDER MY WHAT!?!?!?
Voldemort: Why so Sirius?
Sirius: Why so nosy?
Voldemort: *1:0 sirius* *why though* *that was actually kinda mean*
*Shows Davy Jones [no nose]*
*Shows Voldemort [no nose]*
*Shows Red Skull [no nose]*
*Shows Ultron [no nose]*
HOLLYWOOD LOGIC: BAD BOIS DON'T DESERVE NOSES!
Neville: Hey Voldy! Wanna play Simon Says?
Voldemort: Count me in!
Neville: Simon Says.....touch your nose
Voldemort: >:{
Old-demort (The Age Lord)
Goal-demort (The Sport Lord)
Gold-demort (The Shiny Lord)
Fold-demort (The Origami lord)
Hole-demort (The Open Lord)
Ya know, when you think of it, Voldy rules everything.
Darth Sidious- Ruled the Galaxy for 60 years
Sauron- Attempted to rule realm
Voldemort- Failed at taking over a high school
Ya know, Voldy's kinda like a teenage girl
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and is obsessed with a famous boy.
Dumbledore's spirit: Shouldn't take that it's mine
Voldy: Because it's the ELDER wand? HAHA
Dumbeldore's Spirit: You can't be talking, at least I died at 150 years old. You're probably gonna be 250 before you die (if Harry doesn't take all the credit for defeating you).
Voldemort: Do you think I'm ugly?
Snape: No one was ever made ugly on this planet.
Voldemort: Aww, thanks
Snape: What planet did you come from?
OOOOOOOF!
Olaf: *gasp* A NOSE! I've always wanted a nose!
Voldemort: Me too.
*Shows shriveled up dead Voldemort*
Harry: What happened to him?
Dumbledore: He tried to outpizza the Hut.
Flynn Rider: They can't even get my nose right!!
Voldemort: At least you have one.
Lucius: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Bellatrix: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Snape: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Voldemort: ALL OF YOU STOP!!!
Harry, Hermione, and Ron: We have NOSES!!!
Lucius Malfoy: What kind of Dark Lord are you?! Harry escaped right under your nose!
Voldemort: RIGHT UNDER MY WHAT!?!?!?
Voldemort: Why so Sirius?
Sirius: Why so nosy?
Voldemort: *1:0 sirius* *why though* *that was actually kinda mean*
*Shows Davy Jones [no nose]*
*Shows Voldemort [no nose]*
*Shows Red Skull [no nose]*
*Shows Ultron [no nose]*
HOLLYWOOD LOGIC: BAD BOIS DON'T DESERVE NOSES!
Neville: Hey Voldy! Wanna play Simon Says?
Voldemort: Count me in!
Neville: Simon Says.....touch your nose
Voldemort: >:{
Old-demort (The Age Lord)
Goal-demort (The Sport Lord)
Gold-demort (The Shiny Lord)
Fold-demort (The Origami lord)
Hole-demort (The Open Lord)
Ya know, when you think of it, Voldy rules everything.
Darth Sidious- Ruled the Galaxy for 60 years
Sauron- Attempted to rule realm
Voldemort- Failed at taking over a high school
Ya know, Voldy's kinda like a teenage girl
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and is obsessed with a famous boy.
Dumbledore's spirit: Shouldn't take that it's mine
Voldy: Because it's the ELDER wand? HAHA
Dumbeldore's Spirit: You can't be talking, at least I died at 150 years old. You're probably gonna be 250 before you die (if Harry doesn't take all the credit for defeating you).
Voldemort: Do you think I'm ugly?
Snape: No one was ever made ugly on this planet.
Voldemort: Aww, thanks
Snape: What planet did you come from?
OOOOOOOF!
Olaf: *gasp* A NOSE! I've always wanted a nose!
Voldemort: Me too.
*Shows shriveled up dead Voldemort*
Harry: What happened to him?
Dumbledore: He tried to outpizza the Hut.
Flynn Rider: They can't even get my nose right!!
Voldemort: At least you have one.
Lucius: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Bellatrix: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Snape: ♪♪I whip my hair back and forth♪♪
Voldemort: ALL OF YOU STOP!!!
