Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. The cucumber was very lonely. He walked in town and saw a monster. Not really a monster, just a fat cat. He befriended the cat and ruled the village of the cucumbers. He was Cucumber the cucumber. When the village of cats found out that their master, Grumpy cat, (otherwise known as fat cat) was friends with a pathetic cucumber (their words not mine) they all laughed at him. Grumpy cat was embarrassed. So, to impress his friends and to show them that he wasn't worthy of being laughed at, he started a war between the cucumbers and the cats. Cucumber the cucumber was furious. And then, the battle started. (Part 3) After the cucumbers won, grumpy cat tried to apologize to Cucumber the cucumber for starting the war. But Cucumber the cucumber didn't forgive him. Many cucumbers were hurt. Grumpy cat told his cats to protect the village of the cucumbers to make it up to them. The cucumbers forgave them. They made a new village. Where cucumbers and cats would be friends. They built a statue in the middle of the village to symbolize their friendship. The statue was of a cat holding a cucumber. They called it, "The cucumber cat." The end.