Cat vs. Cucumber: Who will win? Part 2
written by Akira♡
Who will win? Cat or cucumber?
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Intro and Reasons.
Chapter 1
Reasons why cats would win the battle: Cats have multiple hiding spots and actually have a brain-
Cats can run and jump higher then cucumbers can, because, of course, cucumbers don't have legs.
Their meows when all put together can create a tough sound wave and can severely damage cucumbers ears, if they had ears that is.
Reasons why cucumbers would win: When sliced, cucumbers are just as strong, of course- when you chop them down whole; that's a different story. They can act like a dead cucumber very easily. Stay still, look green, and not move. You know, the standard cucumber stuff.
The End. Comment for part two.
Cats can run and jump higher then cucumbers can, because, of course, cucumbers don't have legs.
Their meows when all put together can create a tough sound wave and can severely damage cucumbers ears, if they had ears that is.
Reasons why cucumbers would win: When sliced, cucumbers are just as strong, of course- when you chop them down whole; that's a different story. They can act like a dead cucumber very easily. Stay still, look green, and not move. You know, the standard cucumber stuff.
The End. Comment for part two.
