Cat vs. Cucumber: Who will win?
Reasons why a cat would win: Cats can scratch. Cats are smart. They can hide from their predators in the smallest places-
Reasons why a cucumber would win: Cucumbers can scare cats, some cats are afraid of them. Cucumbers will not feel any pain. Cucumbers are delicious, and we all know that cats would never hurt such a precious, delicious thing- :D The end. Read for a part two coming soon-