I came out blue, so the doctors had to save me. Also, my brother didn't even care! He ate chocolate cake while I was busy dying.He was probably celebrating my soon to be almost death. What a sad day. The doctors had to do surgery on me so to this day I have a scar on my left buttcheek. I hate having it there, it reminds me of the horrors of that depressing day, and I'm sure people will notice it when I wear my see through skirts and jeans. I'm reminded of it multiple times every day because It hurts everytime I poop. Oh my, is this too much information? Of course not. Lets keep going. When I was born, everybody was crying because I was so terrible looking. I've never had a boyfriend because of my severe ugliness disorder, it's sad. That's right, I've been ugly since I didn't exist. Just the mere thought of me puts nightmares in the little kids heads. Oh yes, being born was the WORST day of my ENTIRE life. Or was it? Keep reading to find out...