Snape: 150 people die each year from coconuts falling on their heads.
(Umbridge stares at him)
Snape: I have planned a vacation. You're going to the Bahamas tomorrow.

Huge giant man barges through your door.
Tells that you are a wizard.
Threatens your uncle with a pink umbrella.
Harry Potter: Seems Legit.

Snape (to Voldemort): My Lord, regrettably..... I forgot the snacks for the meeting.

-harsha Jean chase