Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident
Harry: Sounds like your birth

Voldemort: You can't win
Harry: But I have something that you don't have
Voldemort: What?
Harry: A nose

Knock Knock
Who's there
You-know
You-know-who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra

One a scale of one to ten how Harry Potter obsessed are you?
Nine and three quarters

Why did the death eaters cross the road?
The dark lord ordered it

-Mia lestrange