i know, right? *whispers in doggo ears from heaven*

Opal "BECAUSE U LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH*

Opal "If only you were a woman..." *Plot starting to unfold*

✿Super Hazel✿ Ok, well... I'm gonna go get dognapped, maybe they'll kill me and I'll be able to move on.

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (OMGS LOL) okie, have fun doggo

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?! *punches meself in the face* I'M STILL A DUDE! FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ and I USED to like captain crunch

Opal *SCREAMS* "I NEVER SAYS U SHOULD BE! YIU HURT AN INNOCENT!" *SOB*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ ARGGGGGGGGGGGG U soooooooooooo- ooooo lookie at those t***!

Opal ((Good plot twist!)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (thx!) mmmmmmmm dos t***s look goooooooooooooooooooood num num

Opal *looks up* "Huh?"

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ fuck you, u have ears don't u?

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa ;-; i cant-

Opal "Me titties?"

Opal Guess what.. I need to tell u something Bob...

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ yass u titties

Opal IM BI! I LIKE MAN TO! GIMME SOME A DAT!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa guys- SToP

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ OH MY GODS YOUR BI! ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE ARE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER! KISS MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Opal *Kiss*

Opal YOLAMT

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *takes ur shirt off* *kiss kiss*

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa OH. MY. GODS. *kisses nico cause why not*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ shit what the fuck bitch

Opal u ONLY LIVE A MILLION TIMES!

✿Super Hazel✿ IT'S NOW OR NEVER! *Runs in front of mail truck* PEACE!!!!

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ ARE YOU STUPID?!?!? YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE! *punches wall and flips over table*

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa DOoGGOOoo

Opal SMOOOOXHH

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ WHAT HAZEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DOGGO! MY LOVE! MY LIFE! GONE!

Opal WAT? IM SORRY WAT?

Opal EXCUSE ME??

Opal HeLL na

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ HAZELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! *screams in pain* WHY? WHY? KAREN DO SOMETHING! TALK TO THE MAILMAN'S MANIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (still can't spell hehe)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa Y'all are insane-

Opal *Takes shirt off to reavel giant boobs*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ ( ikr! HEHE)

Opal "NOW WHO SO U LOVE MORE?*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *fap fap fap fap fap*

✿Super Hazel✿ (What-)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Opal (omg.. Talk to the manager... XD)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (omgssss i need help)

✿Super Hazel✿ *Sitting with Jessica in Heaven* I"m freeeeee!!!!!!!

Opal "GOOD. NOW HAVE SOME!"

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa HIIIIIIII HAZEL!!!!

Opal *JIGGLE JIGGLE"

✿Super Hazel✿ HAIIIIIII

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa wassup dog?

Opal *JIGGLE*

Opal *JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE*

✿Super Hazel✿ Nothing much, just watching this interesting/gross thing

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa Yep......NICOOoOOOOO

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP * I NEED SOME TITTIES!

✿Super Hazel✿ *Shouts from heaven* STOP JIGGLING!!!!!!!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa STOPPPPPPPPP *shouts with super hazel from heaven*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ neverrrrrrrrrr stop jigglingggggggggggg Karennnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Martha granger ( can someone rp with me now ..or ? )

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (re-read the whole thing Martha, do it now, it's NEEDED)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (also this IS a rp)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (it is? so you dont hate me-)

✿Super Hazel✿ *Ghost comes down to visit Bob and Karen* SHUT UP! YOU HAVE COMPANY! YUCK!

Opal NAMES REALLY ALYSSA BITCH. I'M YOUNGER THEN U THINK

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa *jessica's ghost comes down too*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ OOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOO *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP *

✿Super Hazel✿ Younger than me? I was practically a puppy! Barely 3 years old!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa stop- just stop-

Opal LET'S JUST SAY I'M YOUNG.

✿Super Hazel✿ Notice I said was, because I is in a much better place now

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa yeessss with moi, hazel

Opal *STOPS Jiggling* But seriously, I'm super young

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa oop ok, thank you FOR STOPPING

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* me don't care if ur 4 I'ma keep FAPING! *FAP FAP FAP FAP*

Opal Like, seriously. Finished college not to long ago.

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa JJ please stop......................

Opal *Pulls away titties.*

Opal *Pulls of wig reavealing teeenage hair.*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ :-0

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ u murdered me

Opal Like, really young.

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ WAIT WHAT THE FUCK UR HAVING SEX AT AGE 3????

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa O.o

Opal NO I DIDN'T. I WATCHED THE HEATHER'S.

Opal I AIN'T THREE IDIOT.

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa OK, JJ IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT SHE AIN'T AN IDIOT

Opal *SQUEEZES LEGS AROUND NECK.* "WHATS UR REAL AGE."

Martha granger ( * crying * I want somebody with me ...zoe ...I want her )

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (please don't cry!) MY AGE IS 14 I SWEAR TO GOD!

Opal ((ITS IN THE RP STILL! OF COURSE SHES NOT AN IDIOT!)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (im out of here, help meeeeeeeeeee byeee everyone)

Opal *Let's go.*

✿Super Hazel✿ (Ok, i gtg, baii)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ ( :-( igtg for a minute sorry. brb tho. biiiiiiiiiiiiii)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (biiiiiiiiiii everyone, im leaving!)

Opal ((Ok. But to be clear, I'M NOT THAT YOUNG. EVERYTHING WAS IN THE RP. I WOULD BE STUPID TO GIVE YOU MY REAL AGE))

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (noooooooooooooooooooooooo *tears* fine I'll publish this then go.)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (I'ma 12 girly lmao)

Opal ((Okie. Sorry, but I ain't telling y'all nothing. Sorry! I'm to paranoid. XD))

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ ur fine lol XD I get it mwehehe lol my mom keeps give'en me 'pep talks' like "Remember no personal stuff" and I'm like "hahahaha okay" b/c I'm writing about, what I like don't like age hight and shit like that

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ what time is it for you? like 3 am? it's almost 1 am here lol







A/N posties on my wallies if you likies hehe ;-D we had so much fun making this you have no idea. I hope this made you laugh lol