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why did I do this? read to find out what the heck I did lmao

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05/31/21

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Chapter 5
*SCREAMS RUNNING ACROSS THE ROOM* YOOOLOO!!!!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa *jessica comes down from heaven* YELLO MUM AND DAD

Opal ((BUT IT'S FREAKING ONE IN THE MORNING! YESTERDAY I SLEPT TILL ONE IN THE AFTERNOON!))

Opal SUP DOG! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

✿Super Hazel✿ You only live once? Haven't you seen that movie about the dog that has all those lives and then finds his true owner again? I hope this is just one of those extra lives...

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (ooof its just 10:13 here) YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT DIDNT SOMEONE HERE KILL ME?

Opal THAT'S ABOUT A CAT, DOGGO! BESIDES, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE I!

Opal ***O

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ YEP I KILLED CHU! (it's midnight here)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa DAD!!! MEANIE *phew phew i kill chu*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (only one? last night I stayed up til 5 am crying ur lucky bitch)

Opal *GASP* KILL HIM LITTLE LEPRECHAUN!!

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ NOPE YOU LITTLE SHIT! IDC ABOUT CHU! GO DIE AGAIN!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (true.......i stayed up all night, as usual)

Opal (Ewf)

✿Super Hazel✿ Woof

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa thanks dad...*kills myself*

Opal IM LEZ, BOB! WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME! *falls on floor crying*

✿Super Hazel✿ NO WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!

Opal *Cries on floor* "WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME?

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ DON'T DIE HAZEL I NEED YOU! I think... I think I'm in love with you doggo...

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa *bleeds, dead on the floor*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *kicks daughter aside to walk over to Hazel* MWEHEHEHE

Opal *Sobs still on floor*

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa Ouchie.

Opal "WHY? CRUEL WORLD, WHY? BOB, WHY?

✿Super Hazel✿ Sorry buddy, I promised my mom I wouldn't date other species...

Opal "WHY CAN'T U JUST ACCEPT ME!

Opal *Sobs curling up*

Opal ((Well Jesus maybe I am drunk.....))

Opal "WHYYYYYY?"

✿Super Hazel✿ (LMAO!!!)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa *in heaven, still watching ya poor people (and doggo) with my Nico*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *ignores Karen* But Hazel, my love, my doggo. I needs you. SIKE BITCHES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Opal *SOBS IN AN OOOF TONE*

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ *goes over to Karen* Bitch I hate and love u. it's like I want to throw you off a cliff then run down and save u

Opal "I like captain crunch." She sobs. Bob's eyes lit up and he looked at her.

✿Super Hazel✿ Wow, relationship issues, am I right?

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (OH MY GODS THIS IS SO- AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ what the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING?
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