Opal (Ewf!)

✿Super Hazel✿ NOOOO! I'm going to heaven!!! But I'm not dead yet! And I probably won't even catch the mailman so...

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ U CAN DO IT HAZEL! I BEALIVE IN YOU DOGGO! GO KILL THAT MAILMAN! EAT HIM UP GIRLY! THAT'S MY GOOD GIRL! YAY!!!!!!

Martha granger OK guys ...I can't u.detstamd anything ..yes I m stupid ...so I am feeling left out ...OK

Opal ILL LOVE U WHEN HELL RAINS OVER, BOB. YERRRPTEETOPPDIEDOO

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ HOW COULD YOU! Covid is my new crush that way I won't get it bitch.

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa ghjhghjkghjkishdjshfuehfiusehs NICOooooOOoOOoOOOOoOO HEHEHEHE HE'S MINE NOW

✿Super Hazel✿ (So, J.J. was cheating on Opal and now they're fighting and Opal wants a divorce cuz she's lesbian and Angie is their dead daughter, I'm the talking therapy dog and we're all this crazy, messed up family)

Opal (This isn't due real still. Just in the Rp)

Opal SHUT IT, BOB. GO BITE THE MAILMAN'S ASS LIKE THE DOG.

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa loll

✿Super Hazel✿ DON'T CALL ME A DOG! I HAVE FEELINGS- oooh! A bird!

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (this an't a rp even the () things are in the book bitches) HOW DARE YOU BITCH! I WILL MURDER THAT UNWORTHY SHIT OF A FACE OF YOURS!

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa OMGS HAZEL-

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa someonee heeeelllppp meee

Martha granger * looks down * bye people

Opal OOF, THAT WAS RUDE. QUIT BEING A HOMOPHOBIC, BOB. SUCK A POLE UP UR BUTT

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa marthaaaaa dont leave, you're the only other sane person

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ SHUT TFU KID YOU'VE GOT A BF AND ME AND UR MOM ARE YELLING FOR GOD KNOWS WHY I DON'T REMEMBER!

✿Super Hazel✿ (I'm trying to be a doge)

Martha granger I am sane ?

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa Sorry, dad! (are you my dad lmao) NICO GET OVER HERE

✿Super Hazel✿ I'm Super Hazel the dog! (I fell off my bed!!!! HELP!!!!)

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ GOD DAMN IT KAREN! I HATE CHU! I HATE CHU! (Martha's might be the mainman yelling at Hazel for eating his ass I donno)

♡Angelina Varlett/jEsSiCa (SAME GIRL)

Opal WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEPRECHAUN? I WANT TO HIT U ON DA HEAD WITH HIS CAULDRON OF GOLD!

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ I CAN'T EVEN-! ARG YOU ASS HOLE! DIE! JUST DIE! *YEETS CHAIR AT U*

Martha granger ( I am Gonna go ..I hate so much curing here...I don't care what you think ...byeee ...ttyl

Opal ((Can we end this soon? I mean, DEFINITELY continue it tommorow, XD))

❁ J.J. Shaw ❁ (It won't be funny tomorrow we need to do it NOW!)