The Humor of Hogwarts Houses (Part 2)
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The long-awaited part 2 of this entertaining series is finally here! Enjoy even more hilarious and heart-warming conversations/interactions between the four houses we all know and love. There might even be a part 3 up Aurora's sleeve ;)
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
21
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549
Part 8
Chapter 9
Someone has fallen down the stairs.
SLYTHERIN: *laughs* Fucking idiot.
HUFFLEPUFF: Hey! That's not nice - it's like you hate everyone and only think about yourself!
SLYTHERIN: That's not true...
HUFFLEPUFF:
SLYTHERIN: I hate everyone including me.
HUFFLEPUFF: Aww don't say tha-
RAVENCLAW: Myself.
HUFFLEPUFF:
SLYTHERIN:
RAVENCLAW: You said "me" but "myself" is grammatically correct and sounds better.
HUFFLEPUFF: I swear Ravenclaw, I will kill you if you be so insensitive one more time
RAVENCLAW: *stares*
SLYTHERIN: *stares*
GRYFFINDOR: *bursts out laughing and slapping his knee*
HUFFLEPUFF: Please Gryffindor can you STOP laughing
GRYFFINDOR: *still laughing* Sorry, but you're not actually going to kill Ravenclaw, right?
SLYTHERIN: *laughs* Fucking idiot.
HUFFLEPUFF: Hey! That's not nice - it's like you hate everyone and only think about yourself!
SLYTHERIN: That's not true...
HUFFLEPUFF:
SLYTHERIN: I hate everyone including me.
HUFFLEPUFF: Aww don't say tha-
RAVENCLAW: Myself.
HUFFLEPUFF:
SLYTHERIN:
RAVENCLAW: You said "me" but "myself" is grammatically correct and sounds better.
HUFFLEPUFF: I swear Ravenclaw, I will kill you if you be so insensitive one more time
RAVENCLAW: *stares*
SLYTHERIN: *stares*
GRYFFINDOR: *bursts out laughing and slapping his knee*
HUFFLEPUFF: Please Gryffindor can you STOP laughing
GRYFFINDOR: *still laughing* Sorry, but you're not actually going to kill Ravenclaw, right?
