The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

22

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559

Part 6

Chapter 7
SLYTHERIN: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

RAVENCLAW: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls. Repeatedly.

SLYTHERIN:

SLYTHERIN: That was poetry.

HUFFEPUFF: That was a cry for therapy from both of you
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