The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
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559
Part 6
Chapter 7
SLYTHERIN: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
RAVENCLAW: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls. Repeatedly.
SLYTHERIN:
SLYTHERIN: That was poetry.
HUFFEPUFF: That was a cry for therapy from both of you
RAVENCLAW: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls. Repeatedly.
SLYTHERIN:
SLYTHERIN: That was poetry.
HUFFEPUFF: That was a cry for therapy from both of you