The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
Reads
559
Part 2
Chapter 3
- A party at Hufflepuff's house with drunk Slytherin -
RAVENCLAW: Sly, truth or dare?
SLYTHERIN: Dare.
RAVENCLAW: Kiss the most beautiful person in the room.
SLYTHERIN: Okay. Gryffindor?
GRYFFINDOR: *blushes hard* Yes?
SLYTHERIN: Move. You're in my way.
HUFFLEPUFF: *behind Gryffindor, internally screaming*
SLYTHERIN: *kisses Hufflepuff's cat*
RAVENCLAW:
GRYFFINDOR:
HUFFLEPUFF:
HUFFLEPUFF: *cries in Spanish*
RAVENCLAW: Sly, truth or dare?
SLYTHERIN: Dare.
RAVENCLAW: Kiss the most beautiful person in the room.
SLYTHERIN: Okay. Gryffindor?
GRYFFINDOR: *blushes hard* Yes?
SLYTHERIN: Move. You're in my way.
HUFFLEPUFF: *behind Gryffindor, internally screaming*
SLYTHERIN: *kisses Hufflepuff's cat*
RAVENCLAW:
GRYFFINDOR:
HUFFLEPUFF:
HUFFLEPUFF: *cries in Spanish*
