The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
Reads
558
Part 20
Chapter 21
HUFFLEPUFF: But Sly, you need to learn to share!
HUFFLEPUFF: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you for one?
SLYTHERIN: I would still have ten biscuits.
HUFFLEPUFF: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one?
SLYTHERIN: Ten biscuits. And a dead body.
HUFFLEPUFF: *sighs*
HUFFLEPUFF: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you for one?
SLYTHERIN: Then I would have five biscuits left.
HUFFLEPUFF: Five?
SLYTHERIN: Of course. I would give you half of it.
HUFFLEPUFF: *actually touched*
HUFFLEPUFF: *blushes*
HUFFLEPUFF: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you for one?
SLYTHERIN: I would still have ten biscuits.
HUFFLEPUFF: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one?
SLYTHERIN: Ten biscuits. And a dead body.
HUFFLEPUFF: *sighs*
HUFFLEPUFF: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you for one?
SLYTHERIN: Then I would have five biscuits left.
HUFFLEPUFF: Five?
SLYTHERIN: Of course. I would give you half of it.
HUFFLEPUFF: *actually touched*
HUFFLEPUFF: *blushes*
