The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
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559
Part 1
Chapter 2
GRYFFINDOR: Hey Ravenclaw, what's the answer to 27 on the homework?
RAVENCLAW: As if I'm going to give you the answers. *rolls eyes*
GRYFFINDOR: *sigh* Guess we have to do this the hard way.
GRYFFINDOR: *grabs Ravenclaw's book and puts it over flaming match*
The answer, Ravenclaw.
RAVENCLAW: Stop.
GRYFFINDOR: *holds book over head*
What's the answer to question 27. On. The. Homework.
RAVENCLAW: *Frantically reaching for book*
I'll rip out your throat bitch! Stop! Stooop!
HUFFLEPUFF: Should we help?
SLYTHERIN: *sips tea* Nah.
RAVENCLAW: As if I'm going to give you the answers. *rolls eyes*
GRYFFINDOR: *sigh* Guess we have to do this the hard way.
GRYFFINDOR: *grabs Ravenclaw's book and puts it over flaming match*
The answer, Ravenclaw.
RAVENCLAW: Stop.
GRYFFINDOR: *holds book over head*
What's the answer to question 27. On. The. Homework.
RAVENCLAW: *Frantically reaching for book*
I'll rip out your throat bitch! Stop! Stooop!
HUFFLEPUFF: Should we help?
SLYTHERIN: *sips tea* Nah.
