The Humor of Hogwarts Houses

The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

22

Reads

559

Part 16

Chapter 17
SLYTHERIN: *gets a paper cut*

SLYTHERIN: OW! Son of a bi-

HUFFLEPUFF: Sly! *gestures wildly to nearby kids* CHILDREN!

SLYTHERIN: i i i i i i i i i i s s-cuit. . .Son of a biscuit. . . . . .that's it,

HUFFLEPUFF: Nice save!

SLYTHERIN: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

HUFFEPUFF: Wh-? Slytherin!
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