The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
Reads
558
Part 13
Chapter 14
RAVENCLAW: I'm cold.
GRYFFINDOR: Here, have my jacket.
HUFFLEPUFF: Hey, I'm cold too.
SLYTHERIN: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen now *piles more scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you're allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes Gryffindor's hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.
GRYFFINDOR: Here, have my jacket.
HUFFLEPUFF: Hey, I'm cold too.
SLYTHERIN: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen now *piles more scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you're allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes Gryffindor's hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.
