The Humor of Hogwarts Houses
written by ✧Aurora Lovecraft✧
The funniest (and wholesome) conversations + interactions between the stereotypical Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Enjoy this thorough collection that will make you laugh harder than a Tickling Charm.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
22
Reads
559
Part 11
Chapter 12
HUFFLEPUFF: I'm mad.
SLYTHERIN: *reading a book* What happened?
HUFFLEPUFF: I just don't understand why people need to be mean.
SLYTHERIN: *flips page* Who did that?
HUFFLEPUFF: Someone said that I'm weird-
SLYTHERIN: *still not looking up* Don't take it as an insult. Weird just means you're unique.
HUFFLEPUFF: They said I'm a weird bitch with an ugly face.
SLYTHERIN: *stands up abruptly, book falls to the floor*
SLYTHERIN: WHO SAID THAT? WHERE IS MY BAT?
SLYTHERIN: *reading a book* What happened?
HUFFLEPUFF: I just don't understand why people need to be mean.
SLYTHERIN: *flips page* Who did that?
HUFFLEPUFF: Someone said that I'm weird-
SLYTHERIN: *still not looking up* Don't take it as an insult. Weird just means you're unique.
HUFFLEPUFF: They said I'm a weird bitch with an ugly face.
SLYTHERIN: *stands up abruptly, book falls to the floor*
SLYTHERIN: WHO SAID THAT? WHERE IS MY BAT?
