Hello, everyone!
Let's just get to business immediately, I know you want to do something else. Thanks for taking the time to read though!
*waves wand and conjures up a meeting table and some chairs*
Sit, sit, everyone!
Let me talk now after I have some iced coffee first though
*conjures up iced coffee and drinks some*
*smiles*

Okay, down to business
So, I'm building a niffler army and yes, I'm going to use my army too. Now, you probably think that I'm crazy because they're going to destroy everything, but thanks to my good friend, Steluvius Black, he's said to build a house! So I'm going to build a house just for my nifflers and care for them, love them.

Right now, I only have 2 nifflers and I'm wanting at least 40 more more if possible!
If you, or a friend, or a friend's friend, or a friend's friend's friend, and so on so forth, have any nifflers or whatsoever, please let me know and I'll greatly appreciate it oh so very much!

I don't want full-grown nifflers right now, so small then full-growns, or younger, is fine by me

I'll be adopting any nifflers you have IF you want to give them up, although I know a majority of you probably won't, but I'm going to plead, okay? Thank you!

And please, note that and keep in mind as it'll do me a great favor and much more! Also, I'll pay 10 Galleons to anyone and everyone who gives a niffler up for me. If you don't want Galleons, tell me what you want. Or whatsoever.

*claps hands*

Okay, I guess this meeting is over now!
Remember what I said!

*waves and apparates away*