The small joys in life.
written by Buffykamikaze
Simple, funny things that I would like you to read and appreciate! Add to your bookshelf since I will be adding more!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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The flying ability of mustard.
Chapter 2
If you've never dropped an uncapped bottle of mustard on the floor, consider yourself lucky. My brother found that out the hard way. I'll tell you how that happened.
So the scenario played out like this: Everyone was eating dinner, which was hamburgers, and my brother decided he needed mustard on his. He went to the fridge, got out the mustard, tried to open it, pulled the top off, and dropped the jar by accident. The mustard squirted out and decorated him from head to toe. Then, his kind and loving family proceeded to laugh at him and take photos. He ran into the bathroom to wash off, and that is why you should never drop an uncapped bottle of mustard on the floor. Violet.....................OUT!!!!
So the scenario played out like this: Everyone was eating dinner, which was hamburgers, and my brother decided he needed mustard on his. He went to the fridge, got out the mustard, tried to open it, pulled the top off, and dropped the jar by accident. The mustard squirted out and decorated him from head to toe. Then, his kind and loving family proceeded to laugh at him and take photos. He ran into the bathroom to wash off, and that is why you should never drop an uncapped bottle of mustard on the floor. Violet.....................OUT!!!!
