ThE bArNeY BiBlE (more chapters everyday)
written by Alisha Ratatouille
This book introduces you to the REAL world of barney the dinosaur, showing you his prayer, his songs, and much, MUCH more... if you like to have a laugh over sirus stuff, and like to join random cults, this is th book/bible for you btw join the YoU Like jaZzZz group, it also highly respects barney
Last Updated
05/31/21
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5
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hi we must worship barney.
if we don't he will eat are toes.
are knee caps.
and are eye lashes.
we love barney.
we worship barney.
for he died for are sins.
we respect dat.
we pray to barney at all times and costs.
I hate you
You hate me
We're a dysfunctional family
With a punch and a kick Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur
if we don't he will eat are toes.
are knee caps.
and are eye lashes.
we love barney.
we worship barney.
for he died for are sins.
we respect dat.
we pray to barney at all times and costs.
I hate you
You hate me
We're a dysfunctional family
With a punch and a kick Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur
