ThE bArNeY BiBlE (more chapters everyday)
written by Alisha Ratatouille
This book introduces you to the REAL world of barney the dinosaur, showing you his prayer, his songs, and much, MUCH more... if you like to have a laugh over sirus stuff, and like to join random cults, this is th book/bible for you btw join the YoU Like jaZzZz group, it also highly respects barney
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
5
Reads
428
Barneys Family
Chapter 2
as you all know, barney is a creepy, over weight dinosaur, that probs goes to a lot of black markets, and runs a TV show to make money, AND WHO FREEKIN KNOWS WHOS UNDER THAT PLUMP PURLPLE SUIT?????
Anyway, barney doesn't have any real family, he says the kida are his family, but he's just a weirdo that baby sits them at day care.
He has 3 other dinosaur friends, some yellow hipster guy, a baby goody two shoes, and a big bodied, tinied headed, orange guy that came POOF out of nowhere.
He has other family, but of course they got hit by some craze meteorite or as they say...………...
Anyway, barney doesn't have any real family, he says the kida are his family, but he's just a weirdo that baby sits them at day care.
He has 3 other dinosaur friends, some yellow hipster guy, a baby goody two shoes, and a big bodied, tinied headed, orange guy that came POOF out of nowhere.
He has other family, but of course they got hit by some craze meteorite or as they say...………...
