How to Annoy Star Wars Haters
written by Fox
This is sort of related to "47 ways to annoy Harry Potter haters" but the Star Wars version.
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05/31/21
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1.Sit in the middle of the hallway.Legs crossed, hands on lap, eyes closed and chant "be with me" for at least 5 minutes. Especially if someone is trying to get through.
2.Speak in an american accent even if you are from the UK.
3.Go and lock yourself in your room- if anyone asks why, say you are Luke Skywalker.
4.Wear a mask and refuse to take it off. Only take it off for bed, shower and food. If anyone asks say you are "Kylo Ren."
5.If someone asks for a cup, use the force to try get it into your hand.
6.Go into a kindergarten class and kill all the younglings- say you are Anakin Skywalker.
7.Every time someone annoys you, pretend to force-choke them.
8.Speak in a welsh accent and say you are Bala -Tik.
9.Refuse to go in a plane and say you don't like flying.
10.Say you don't like sand.
11.Say "may the force be with you" every time someone leaves.
12.Ask if you can get a porg. If they ask "WHAT IS A PORG" don't answer.
2.Speak in an american accent even if you are from the UK.
3.Go and lock yourself in your room- if anyone asks why, say you are Luke Skywalker.
4.Wear a mask and refuse to take it off. Only take it off for bed, shower and food. If anyone asks say you are "Kylo Ren."
5.If someone asks for a cup, use the force to try get it into your hand.
6.Go into a kindergarten class and kill all the younglings- say you are Anakin Skywalker.
7.Every time someone annoys you, pretend to force-choke them.
8.Speak in a welsh accent and say you are Bala -Tik.
9.Refuse to go in a plane and say you don't like flying.
10.Say you don't like sand.
11.Say "may the force be with you" every time someone leaves.
12.Ask if you can get a porg. If they ask "WHAT IS A PORG" don't answer.
