The House Feuds
written by Sawyer Lawson
Me: How is it the Gryffindor house and the Slytherin house hate each other if Gryffindor and Slytherin were best buds? How come Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff never get along if Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were best friends? How come Ravenclaw was so smart but her animal for Ravenclaw was a Eagle instead of a Raven? How come Hufflepuff, the loving person, used a badger as their animal if badgers aren’t that nice? Friend: THESE ARE QUESTIONS WITH NO ANSWERS! Me: *Gasps* HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE! THERE MUST BE ANSWERS! Friend: *face palm* You’ve been ruined. Me:CRUCIO! Friend: *Whimpers* And those questions shall not be answered just proved as questions! ;)
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
6
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340
Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw
Chapter 1
Gryffindor: Wait....you’re telling me that there used to be wars?
Ravenclaw: Yes.
Gryffindor: Cool! How do I join?
Ravenclaw: *face palm* The wars are over.
Gryffindor: Awww. There went my childhood.
Ravenclaw: You know you don’t always have to fight?
Gryffindor: *laughs* Good joke
Ravenclaw: *face palm*
Ravenclaw: Yes.
Gryffindor: Cool! How do I join?
Ravenclaw: *face palm* The wars are over.
Gryffindor: Awww. There went my childhood.
Ravenclaw: You know you don’t always have to fight?
Gryffindor: *laughs* Good joke
Ravenclaw: *face palm*
