*Hermione sits next to Harry during free period*

Hermione: Harry, I don't think we can trust Ron...
Harry: What?
Hermione: I don't know... He's been acting so weird lately
Hermione: It actually creeps me out
Harry: Come on Hermione it's Ron we're talking about
Harry: It's just the way he is
Hermione: You think?
Hermione: Or is it just something you want to think?
Harry: ...
Hermione: I'm gonna spy on him
Harry: Hermione-
Hermione: Harry, please
Harry: I-
Harry: Ugh, fine. Just be careful
Hermione: I will

*Goes outside and hides behind bushes, silently waiting*
* Ron arrives and starts talking to this random guy*
Ron: So do you have the spell?
*Keeps talking*
Hermione: Ugh I can't hear what they are saying
*Steps on a stick*
*Cusses*
Ron: Huh?
*looks around*
Ron: Oh well
Hermione: Phew that was WAY to close
*Looks behind her*
Lavender: Well, well, well...
Lavender: If it isn't Hermione Granger
Hermione: Go away Lavender I'm busy!
Lavender: What the heck are you doing behind the bushes-
Lavender: LOOKING AT MY BOYFRIEND!!
Hermione: He's not even your boyfriend you mad cow!
Lavender: Take that back!
Hermione: Never!
*Starts fighting*
Ron: Woah what the heck is going on here?!
Hermione: Ohhhh uhhh HI RON!
Hermione: Nothing we just-
Lavender: SHE STARTED ATTACKING ME FOR NO REASON!!
Hermione: WHAT-!
Ron: Lavender for the love of god get out of here!
Hermione: Haha, take that
Lavender: HOW COULD YOU WON WON!
* Lavender storms away*
Ron: Are you ok-
*Hermione leaves too*
Hermione: Oh Draco, where are you?