*Harry strolls into boys dormitory and anxiously stares at Ron*

Harry: Hey man
Ron: Hey
Ron: What's up?
Harry: So...
Harry: I gotta tell you something...
Harry: But first...
Ron: ?
Harry: Were you cheating on Hermione with Lavender?
Ron: WHAT? NO!
Ron: I would never!!
Ron: Now tell me!!
Harry: Ok...
Harry: So I borrowed Hermione's phone...
Harry: And she had Tinder on it.
Ron: Ok..... And?
Harry: And she's been texting A LOT...
Harry: With Draco
Ron: WHAT!?!?
Ron: THAT SON OF A-

*Ron storms out of portiat hole and towards Great Hall*
Harry: RON!?! Come back!

*Ron spots Hermione reading a book and eating her lunch in Great Hall*
Ron: HERMIONE!!
Hermione: Ron! I thought you were with Harry!
Ron: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TEXTING WITH DRACO MALFOY
*Thinks "How did he find out?"*
Hermione: So?
Ron: I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU!!!
Ron: LAVENDER IS JUST CRAZY AFTER ME OK!!!
*Hermione gathers her stuff*
Hermione: Sorry Ron I gotta go
Ron: Where??
Hermione: Somewhere
Hermione: With Draco
*Hermione walks out of Great Hall*
*When she leaves Ron walks to Slytherin table*

Ron: Hello Draco
Draco: Weasley! What do you want?
Ron: I hear you've been texting with my girl...
Draco: She's not your girl anymore *smirks*
Ron: She is and will always be my girl
Draco: What do you want
Ron: REVENGE
Draco: Uhm...
*Hits Draco in the head*
Ron: Oh Malfoy... No one is going to miss you.