*Hermoine stomps into the common room*

Ron: Hey babe
Hermoine: DON'T YOU CALL ME BABE
Ron: Ok, ok, sorry...
*Notices Hermoine's clenched fists*
Ron: What's wrong?
Hermoine: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!
Ron: But I don't!
Hermoine: Well would you like to know!
Ron: Yes! I didn't do anything!
Hermoine: WELL THEN WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH LAVENDER ALL THE TIME WHEN IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?
Ron: What do you mean? I broke up with her a long time ago! We are just friends!
Hermoine: UGH

*Hermoine goes to girls dormitory and lays on her bunk*
*Scrolls through phone*

Hermoine: Ok, how does this Tinder app work... hmmm...
Hermoine: Neville... No.. *Swipes left*
Hermoine: Crabbe, NEVER *Swipes left*
Hermoine: Goyle, NEVER *Swipes left*
Hermoine: What! Lucius Malfoy! Why does he have Tinder, he's married! *Swipes left*
Hermoine: Draco, hmm I didn't know he had Tinder... *Trys to swipe left but accidentally swipes right*
Hermoine: Oh NO!
*This next part is texting*
Draco: ...
Hermoine: Sorry! I didn't mean to swipe right!
Draco: Aha ok...
Hermoine: So... you're on Tinder?
Draco: Well only because everybody else has it.
Hermoine: Oh ok.
Draco: Well why are you on here? I thought you are with Ron.
Hermoine: More like was... we broke up
Draco: Oh... that sucks.
Hermoine: Yeah... Can I say something?
Draco: Sure
Hermoine: You seem kinda... different... nicer
Draco: Well I am trying to change a little
Hermoine: That's good!
Hermoine: I just have to say it's good that your changing!
Draco: ...
Hermoine: I didn't mean to say it like that! Sorry!
Draco: It's ok, I get it
Hermoine: So... do you want to meet sometime maybe?
Draco: Ok, that would be nice
Hermoine: Maybe I'll talk to you later?
Draco: Yeah, sure!
Draco: Bye
Hermoine: Bye Draco