where do you find Dumbledore's army?

-up his sleevie

why is Severus Snape standing in the middle of the road? 

-so you don't know wich side he's on

how many purebloods does it take to change a lightbulb?

-what's a lightbulb?

how many Harry Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?

-one, he holds it and the world revolves around him

how many Voldemorts does it take to change a lightbulb?

-none, that's why he's called the Dark Lord

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? 

-They were following Draco.

why did Barty Crouch Jr stop drinking?

-it made him Moody

yo momma is so ugly she's called she-who-must-not-be-naked

Man, wizards have the best luck with women.  They’re so charming!

you can say a lot about Voldemort but atleast he's not noisy

where does Fred Weasley shop?

-Forever 21

on a scale from 1 to 10, howmuch do you love Harry Potter?

-9 and 3/4 

(but siriusly 10)

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because they are doublecrossers.

how many Slytherins does it take to change a lightbulb?

-5, 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to say that with their fathers connection with the Government they could do it faster.