26 ways to annoy anyone who don't like Harry Potter part two
written by Leon
This book is made for Emma Rose Potter who asked for its publication and anyone who loves my books Read 25 ways to annoy anyone who don't like Harry Potter if you like it and also owl me
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1. When walking by a strip mall ask : " want to stop for a drink at the Leaky Cauldron?"
2. Ask them what made the Sorting Hat put them in Slytherin . Refuse to tell what Slytherin is .
3. Refuse to let your friend into your room until they say the password ; acid pops , cockroach clusters etc.
4. Write a different essay everyday on different Harry Potter characters.
5. At movie parties bring in Harry Potter films and threaten " avada kedavra " everyone if they don't play it .Dont tell them what the killing curse is .
6. Take them to a Harry Potter convention . Don't tell them where they are until you paid their entry fee . Watch them squeal in horror and sprint out .
7.Every time you want to know what's going on say " Wotcher Harry " in a British accent .Refuse to tell what Wotcher means and who Harry is .
8. Say " avada kedavra " every time you come across a person who annoys you .
9. In a grave voice , say " I see something . Yes ! You are in grave danger !".
10. Use the ' expecto patronus ' spell on your sister and see what happens .
11. If someone you hate keeps bothering you , scream at them " I hate you Bellatrix,you killed Sirus " . The person will have no idea what your talking about .
12. Throw a big party whenever it's a characters birthday .
13. Whenever people say " no , I'm serious " scream BLACK !!!
14. If they are late to something threaten to change them into a pocket watch .
15 . If they ever talk about Harry Potter , correct them on everything .
16 .Create a fake Hogwarts letter . Then tell them the directions to Diagon Alley , which is an hour long journey leading back to where they started .
17. Tell them that their teeth resemble Wormtail' s . Refuse to tell them who Wormtail is .
18 .If your shopping with them and don't know where to go say HoneyDukes or Zonko's .
19. If they complain of a headache , insist on hiding them saying " Voldemort must be near !" .
20. Scream " Merlin's Pants " whenever something scare /surprises you .
21. Every time you see a tree run away and say " don't get near it ! It will hit you !".
22. Every time you see a picture of an owl , start sniffling and get all terry .
23. Wail: " My head is in pain ! My Voldemort senses are tingling ! He is returning . HARRY POTTER SAVE US!"
24 . Whenever walking past a mirror , claim it's the Mirror of Erisid.
25 .Scream at every rat " Peter ! You traitor ! die , die ,die !"
26 . Jump randomly and say " omigosh ! That thestral , did you see it ? Man , those things creep me out . "
2. Ask them what made the Sorting Hat put them in Slytherin . Refuse to tell what Slytherin is .
3. Refuse to let your friend into your room until they say the password ; acid pops , cockroach clusters etc.
4. Write a different essay everyday on different Harry Potter characters.
5. At movie parties bring in Harry Potter films and threaten " avada kedavra " everyone if they don't play it .Dont tell them what the killing curse is .
6. Take them to a Harry Potter convention . Don't tell them where they are until you paid their entry fee . Watch them squeal in horror and sprint out .
7.Every time you want to know what's going on say " Wotcher Harry " in a British accent .Refuse to tell what Wotcher means and who Harry is .
8. Say " avada kedavra " every time you come across a person who annoys you .
9. In a grave voice , say " I see something . Yes ! You are in grave danger !".
10. Use the ' expecto patronus ' spell on your sister and see what happens .
11. If someone you hate keeps bothering you , scream at them " I hate you Bellatrix,you killed Sirus " . The person will have no idea what your talking about .
12. Throw a big party whenever it's a characters birthday .
13. Whenever people say " no , I'm serious " scream BLACK !!!
14. If they are late to something threaten to change them into a pocket watch .
15 . If they ever talk about Harry Potter , correct them on everything .
16 .Create a fake Hogwarts letter . Then tell them the directions to Diagon Alley , which is an hour long journey leading back to where they started .
17. Tell them that their teeth resemble Wormtail' s . Refuse to tell them who Wormtail is .
18 .If your shopping with them and don't know where to go say HoneyDukes or Zonko's .
19. If they complain of a headache , insist on hiding them saying " Voldemort must be near !" .
20. Scream " Merlin's Pants " whenever something scare /surprises you .
21. Every time you see a tree run away and say " don't get near it ! It will hit you !".
22. Every time you see a picture of an owl , start sniffling and get all terry .
23. Wail: " My head is in pain ! My Voldemort senses are tingling ! He is returning . HARRY POTTER SAVE US!"
24 . Whenever walking past a mirror , claim it's the Mirror of Erisid.
25 .Scream at every rat " Peter ! You traitor ! die , die ,die !"
26 . Jump randomly and say " omigosh ! That thestral , did you see it ? Man , those things creep me out . "
