PANSY: ALRIGHT EVERYONE! WE ARE HERE TO SEE WHO IS NEVILLES SOULMATE!
PANSY: Wait seriously? This guy? Ok...
PANSY: OUR CONTESTANTS ARE PARVATI! CHO! LAVENDER! ROMILDA! PADMA! AND LUNA!
PANSY: SO WHOEVER ANSWERS THE MOST QUESTIONS ABOUT NEVILLE CORRECTLY WINS!
PANSY: FIRST QUESTION!
CHO: Wait! I-I I’m sorry Neville! I’ve never loved you! I’m only here because I lost Harry! I’m sorry! I can’t do this! (Runs off stage sobbing)
PANSY: OK! WE ARE DOWN A CONTESTANT! FIRST QUESTION!
PARVATI: (Sniffs) (Gasps) Do you guys smell that? ITS HARRY! FOLLOW THE SMELL! (Runs off stage sniffing)
PANSY: WE ARE DOWN ANOTHER CONTESTANT! FIRST QUESTION!
LAVENDER: (Starts crying)
PANSY: What now?
LAVENDER: It’s just- I MISS WON-WON! (Sobs)
PANSY: WELL THEN LEAVE,! PLEASE JUST LET ME ASK THE FIRST QUESTION!
(Lavender runs off stage)
LAVENDER: DONT WORRY WON - WON! ILL SAVE YOU FROM THAT HORRID HERMIONE!
PANSY: FIRST QUESTION! WHAT IS THE PLANT NEVILLE SUGGESTED HARRY USE FOR THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT?
LUNA: Gillyweed!
PANSY: CORRECT!
ROMILDA: ILL NEVER HAVE A MAN! ILL BE LONELY MY WHOLE LIFE! WHYYYYYYY? (Slumps off stage)
PANSY: WELL WE HAVE TWO CONTESTANTS LEFT! NEXT QUESTION! WHAT IS NEVILLES LAST NAME? PADMA YOU ANSWER!
PADMA: Ummmmm, Eville?
PANSY: WRONG! WE HAVE A WINNER! LUNA COME TAKE YOUR PRIZE!
(Luna and Neville loop arms and skip to Herbology)
ALL THE CONTESTANTS WHO EITHER RAN AWAY OR LOST: (Sobbing) WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?
PANSY: WAIT THERE IS ONE MORE MAN!
EVERYONE: WHO?
PANSY: COLIN CREEVY!