Harry Potter Texting Story With Percy Jackson
written by Celeste Evergreen
This is a fun, funny texting story between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood. Harry Potter still trumps Percy Jackson books and movies, but if you haven't read Percy Jackson, you might like it! Percy Jackson is tied to Greek mythology, and in this texting story, a few Greek gods and goddesses will be named. I hope you enjoy this texting story!! Please enjoy and maybe you can follow me (Celeste Evergreen). Happy reading!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Hogwarts and All About Defense Against the Dark Arts
Chapter 5
Annabeth: Oh, so yeah, we do a lot of learning too. Mostly about fighting.
Hermione: Yeah, we have DADA.
Grover: What??? Do you learn about dads or something?
Hermione: What? NO!!! DADA stands for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Percy: Oh, that makes sense now.
Harry: Honestly, we think the spot for the DADA teacher is cursed or something… Let’s count the facts. So, Quirrell died...
Ron: Lockhart turned out to be a bloody snobby memory stealing fraud…
Harry: Professor Lupin… he was the only DADA teacher we actually learned something from… he resigned because of the whole werewolf thing. Mad-eye Moody… well he was a mass killer in disguise… and then there was the worst one of all, Umbridge.
Hermione: Ugh, Umbridge…
Ron: It wasn’t until Umbridge that Hermione ACTUALLY BROKE THE RULES!!! We formed the DA, Dumbledore’s Army.
Hermione: That’s where Harry taught other students defense against the dark arts himself. Because Umbridge wasn’t teaching us ANYTHING. Honestly Umbridge could've been worse than Voldemort...
Annabeth: Wow, that’s what I call a rebellion!
Percy: I was going to ask who Dumbledore is but I thought I better not... hehe....
Ron: Okay, then there was Snape… And then that bloody Carrow guy. Lucky I wasn’t there when he was teaching! Also, before we all fall asleep talking about SCHOOL, of all things… Let’s change the subject!
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Hermione: Yeah, we have DADA.
Grover: What??? Do you learn about dads or something?
Hermione: What? NO!!! DADA stands for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Percy: Oh, that makes sense now.
Harry: Honestly, we think the spot for the DADA teacher is cursed or something… Let’s count the facts. So, Quirrell died...
Ron: Lockhart turned out to be a bloody snobby memory stealing fraud…
Harry: Professor Lupin… he was the only DADA teacher we actually learned something from… he resigned because of the whole werewolf thing. Mad-eye Moody… well he was a mass killer in disguise… and then there was the worst one of all, Umbridge.
Hermione: Ugh, Umbridge…
Ron: It wasn’t until Umbridge that Hermione ACTUALLY BROKE THE RULES!!! We formed the DA, Dumbledore’s Army.
Hermione: That’s where Harry taught other students defense against the dark arts himself. Because Umbridge wasn’t teaching us ANYTHING. Honestly Umbridge could've been worse than Voldemort...
Annabeth: Wow, that’s what I call a rebellion!
Percy: I was going to ask who Dumbledore is but I thought I better not... hehe....
Ron: Okay, then there was Snape… And then that bloody Carrow guy. Lucky I wasn’t there when he was teaching! Also, before we all fall asleep talking about SCHOOL, of all things… Let’s change the subject!
