Harry Potter Texting Story With Percy Jackson
written by Celeste Evergreen
This is a fun, funny texting story between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood. Harry Potter still trumps Percy Jackson books and movies, but if you haven't read Percy Jackson, you might like it! Percy Jackson is tied to Greek mythology, and in this texting story, a few Greek gods and goddesses will be named. I hope you enjoy this texting story!! Please enjoy and maybe you can follow me (Celeste Evergreen). Happy reading!
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
8
Reads
3,730
Harry and Percy Meet
Chapter 1
Harry: Who the bloody hell is this?
Percy: Your worst nightmare.
Harry: Voldemort? I didn't know he had a phone...
Percy: What??? No! What in Hades is Voldemort?
Harry: Um, Voldemort’s a who, not a what... Merlin's beard! What do they teach kids these days?
Percy: I still have NO idea who this Voldemort guy is.
Harry: Merlin’s PANTS! I’m going to have to add Hermione to the chat to lecture you about Voldemort… trust me, you won’t like it…
Percy: I don’t know who Hermione is, but no thanks... I’ve already had enough lecturing from Annabeth. Um but who are you actually?
Harry: Harry Potter, wizard, Chosen One, boy who lived, blah blah blah. And who are you for Merlin’s sake?
Percy: Percy Jackson, demigod and Son of Poseidon.
Harry: And yet another thing I need Hermione for. Who the bloody hell is Poseidon?
Percy: Uh, you don’t know who POSEIDON IS?????!!!!! HE’S ONLY THE GOD OF THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Huh. Never heard of him. But then again, you’ve never heard of Voldemort, who’s basically THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! Well, the wizarding world.
Percy: Well, in my world, the demigod world, Kronos is kinda like Voldemort then. Oh I can just imagine them being best friends...
Harry: Ha, yeah! ... But who's... you know, I'm not going to ask...
Percy Jackson has added Annabeth Chase to the chat.
READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO SEE WHO ANNABETH IS AND WHAT SHE SAYS!!!
Percy: Your worst nightmare.
Harry: Voldemort? I didn't know he had a phone...
Percy: What??? No! What in Hades is Voldemort?
Harry: Um, Voldemort’s a who, not a what... Merlin's beard! What do they teach kids these days?
Percy: I still have NO idea who this Voldemort guy is.
Harry: Merlin’s PANTS! I’m going to have to add Hermione to the chat to lecture you about Voldemort… trust me, you won’t like it…
Percy: I don’t know who Hermione is, but no thanks... I’ve already had enough lecturing from Annabeth. Um but who are you actually?
Harry: Harry Potter, wizard, Chosen One, boy who lived, blah blah blah. And who are you for Merlin’s sake?
Percy: Percy Jackson, demigod and Son of Poseidon.
Harry: And yet another thing I need Hermione for. Who the bloody hell is Poseidon?
Percy: Uh, you don’t know who POSEIDON IS?????!!!!! HE’S ONLY THE GOD OF THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Huh. Never heard of him. But then again, you’ve never heard of Voldemort, who’s basically THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! Well, the wizarding world.
Percy: Well, in my world, the demigod world, Kronos is kinda like Voldemort then. Oh I can just imagine them being best friends...
Harry: Ha, yeah! ... But who's... you know, I'm not going to ask...
