PANSY: WELCOME WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY CHALLENGE FOR HARRY POTTER!!! WE HAVE THE CONTESTANTS CHO! PARVATI! AND GINNY! EVERYONE, I AM GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT HARRY AND WHOEVER ANSWERS THE MOST CORRECTLY WINS!
CHO: Let’s do this!!!!!!
PARVATI: You’re going down!!!!!!
GINNY: May the best woman win!!!!!!
(Romilda runs in)
ROMILDA: WAIT!!!! I love Harry too! Let me compete!
PANSY: OK! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW CONTESTANT! ROMILDA HAS ENTERED THE RING!!!!
PANSY: CHO! WHAT IS HARRYS MIDDLE NAME???
CHO: Oh! I know this! JAMES!!!!
PANSY: CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cho runs around screaming with joy)
PANSY: PARVATI! WHAT IS HARRYS MOTHERS FIRST NAME???
PARVATI: Come on brain! Think! (Rubs temples) LILY!!!!!!!!!!!
PANSY: CORRECT!!!!!
PARVATI: I did it! Yay!!!
PANSY: ROMILDA! WHAT IS HARRYS BEST FRIENDS NAME?
ROMILDA: RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!!
PANSY: WOW! YOU ARE DEFINITELY THROUGH TO THE SECOND ROUND!
ROMILDA: YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
PANSY: GINNY! WHAT IS THE SPELL HARRY USED TO MAKE MALFOY BLEED EXCESSIVELY IN THE BOYS BATHROOM?
GINNY: How come I get the hard one?
PANSY: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
GINNY: Sectumsempra!
PANSY: WOW!
(Harry runs in)
HARRY: What is going on???
PANSY: We’re seeing who your soulmate is!
HARRY: WHAT???????
PARVATI, CHO AND ROMILDA: ITS OBVIOUSLY ME!
(Glare at each other)
HARRY: Oh well that’s simple!
EVERYONE EXCEPT HARRY: WHO???
HARRY: Ginny!
GINNY: Really? Oh Harry!
(Run to each other and hug)
PARVATI, CHO AND ROMILDA: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Runs towards Ginny)
(Harry and Ginny hold hands)
(Parvati, Cho and Romilda faint)
GINNY: HAHA! I win!
END OF SCENE