1. Harry: You're white
Sirius: No, I'm black
Harry: lol stop joking
Sirius: I'm Sirius

2. Hermione: How do I begin to explain Harry Potter?
Umbridge: Harry Potter is flawless
Dobby: I hear his hair's insured for 10,000 galleons
Lockhart: I hear he does broom commercials... In Japan
Voldemort: One time he punched me in the face
Everyone: …..
Voldemort: It was awesome!

3. Where can you find Dumbledore's army?
Up his sleeve-y!

4. Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

5. We've all got light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.