what kind of cereal do they have at Hogwarts ? Huffle Puffs
what do you call Hogwarts students that share a room ? Broom-mates
why isn't fluffy a good dancer? because he has two left feet
on a scale of 1 to 10 how obsessed with harry potter are you ? about nine and three quarters
why does Voldemort prefer twitter to face book ? he has no friends only followers
how many Slytherins does it take to stir a caldron? just one he puts his wand in the caldron and the world revolves around him
why does Neville always use two bath room stalls ? he has a long bottom

I found the first four harry potter books to be quite light-hearted. the fifth one was dead Sirius