Harry Potter Jokes
written by Mia Lestrange
The best HP jokes, memes. quotes and the best HP moment.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
4
Reads
560
Best HP Moment
Chapter 4
Draco: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOAL,LOATHSOME EVIL COCKROACHE
(Hermione raises her wand)
Ron: Hermione no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
(Malfoy laughs)
(Hermione punches him in the face)
(Malfoy runs away)
Hermione: That felt good
Ron: Not good, brilliant
Hermione: YOU FOAL,LOATHSOME EVIL COCKROACHE
(Hermione raises her wand)
Ron: Hermione no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
(Malfoy laughs)
(Hermione punches him in the face)
(Malfoy runs away)
Hermione: That felt good
Ron: Not good, brilliant