Harry Potter Jokes
written by Mia Lestrange
The best HP jokes, memes. quotes and the best HP moment.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
4
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Qoutes
Chapter 3
Mcgonnagal- Why is it always you three?
Ginny- He's covered in blood again, why is it that he's always covered in blood
Hermione- Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon
Luna- You're just as sane as I am
Dumbledore- It is not our abilities that truly show who we are Harry, it is our choices
Luna- The things we lose always find a way of coming back to us in the end
Dumbledore- Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light
Sorting Hat- You'll do well in Slytherin
Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead Harry. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love.
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?
Ginny- He's covered in blood again, why is it that he's always covered in blood
Hermione- Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon
Luna- You're just as sane as I am
Dumbledore- It is not our abilities that truly show who we are Harry, it is our choices
Luna- The things we lose always find a way of coming back to us in the end
Dumbledore- Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light
Sorting Hat- You'll do well in Slytherin
Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead Harry. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love.
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?