1. Q. Why Does Voldermort Prefer Twitter To Facebook? A. because He Only Has Followers, Not Friends!

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2. Q. What Do You Call Hogwarts Students Who Share A Dorm? A. Broom-Mates!

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3. Q. Why Is Mad Eye Moody Such A Bad Teacher? A. Because He Cant Controll His Pupils!

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4. Q. Why Does Harry Potter Need Glasses? A. There Is No Spell To Fix His Eyes!

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5. Q. Why Is Voldermorts Face So Flat? A. Nobody Nose!

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6. Q. How Does Harry Potter Get Down A Hill? A. Walking J.K haha Rolling!

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7. Q. Voldermort Is Like A Teenage Girl:

He Has A Diary
A Favrioute Necklace And Braclet
A Pet He Adores
And An Obsession With A Teenage Boy.

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8. Did I Hear Someone Say Harry Potter Jokes?
You Cant Be Sirus!

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9. Q. Where Does Dumbledore Hide His Army? A. In His Sleevy!

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10. someone else: Are You Re Reading Harry Potter Again?
me: HOGWARTS IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!