Why did professor snape stand in the middle? So you will never know what side he is on

You dont get my Harry Potter jokes? There must be something RON with you

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose

How does Harry Potter get rid on a rash? With quit-itch

Why did death eaters cross the road ? The dark lord ordered it

How do death eaters freshen there breath? With dementos

What do you call a Potter head on a horse? Harry trotter

I named my lizard harry just so I can say your a lizard harry

Why is mad eye moody such a bad teacher? Because he cant controll his pupils