Umbridge: Cedric Diggorys death was a tragic accident.
Harry: sounds like your birth.



Harry:*looking at Ginny*
Harry: hey ron...
Ron: yeah?
Harry:......
Ron: what?
Harry:........
Ron: are you going to answer me?
Harry: no.
Ron: O....k?
Harry: you know what ron?
Ron: that you are nuts?
Harry: sure.





Dumbledore to Snape: Harry is a horcruxe.
Snape: are you serious?
Dumbledore: no I am albus



Mcgonagall: *where's Dumbledore?*
Mcgonagall: Slitherin wins the house cup.
Dumbledore: 2,000 points to Gryffindor
Mcgonagall:*found him*



Voldemort: you can not win this battle, Potter, I have an army.
Harry: I have a nose.






Muggle: Why do wizards have such extravagant clothing?
Effie(hunger games): Why do wizards have such plain clothing?




On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me:9 ¾






Bellatrix to Harry: You filthy half-blood!
Voldemort:*gasp*





Someone has been killing unicorns in the forbidden forest.
Sounds like a job for children.





Ron: Hermione, are you talking to yourself again?
Hermione: Yes. It is the only way that I can have an intelligent conversation.





I wonder what is happening at Hogwarts right now?....
Probably education since Harry Potter doesn't go there anymore








Sirius: Voldemort is searching for something he didn't have last time.
Harry:A nose?






Me: I am going to read a new book to expand my mind.
Also me:*reads Harry Potter for the 922,491,163,008th time*




Each of the houses are presented with a locked door. The first one to get through wins 200 points.
Slitherin: picks the lock (7 minutes)
Gryffindor: busts the door down (3 minutes)
Hufflepuff: knocks ( no answer)
Ravenclaw: uses magic ( 2 seconds)



You realize that Slitherin has won the house cup for years before Harry came.
They had to be doing somethin right.





Hey please owl me if you have any more ideas(I need them)