Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking ?
It was making him moody .
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Hermione , are you talking to yourself ?
Yes , it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation
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Umbridge : Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident .
Harry : Sounds like your birth !
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Quirell : "Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! "
Dumbledore : "Prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories"
Draco : "But the Slytherin dorm is in the dungeon! "
Dumbledore : "OMG Malfoy , you act like I even care !"