Voldemort : So all I have to do is lie ?
Pinocchio : Yup .
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Voldemort : Avada Ked-
Hermione : You're going to take someone's eye out . Besides , you're saying it all wrong .
Voldemort : ...........
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Dumbledore : Do not pity the dead , Harry .
Dumbledore : Pity the living , and everyone who paid money for the cursed child .
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I was having a bad day , thinking I was useless , when I realized that Arthur Weasley would say I'm incredible for using a toaster .